vag

vag
1. (vag) (1403↑, 286↓)
Abbreviation for Vagina, but is used more as a gross term than good.

What's that smell? oh, it's probably Lisa's vag. Oh man, that sushi looks like someones vag\!\!

2. (vag) (532↑, 159↓)
Short hand slang for the term vagina. Pronounced ( vaj )

So i walk in the bedroom and there she is spread eagle showing off her vag.

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3. (vag) (583↑, 258↓)
slang for the noun vagina(female sex organ)

Amy doesn't have a vag she has a dick. I wish I had a vag Grandma has a saggy, wrinkly vag

4. (vag) (319↑, 163↓)
1) a vagina 2) a wussy

1) Man would i love to ram that vag. 2) Quit being such a vag.

5. (vag) (235↑, 149↓)
A strange and mysterious place, which most men (and some women) long to go.

Frank: So, did you get any last night? Jorge: No, she's bleeding from the vag again. Frank: \<blank stare\> (Clouds break to reveal a ray of sunlight, and the song of angels' voices) Frank: The vag...

Author: Chris the dork http://vag.urbanup.com/1331580
6. (Vag) (129↑, 79↓)
Abbreviation for vagina

Ben- Are you going to tap that?(referring to Suzy) Adam- Yeah Ben- Anal, or through the vag? Adam- Vag definitely Ben- OK, be careful though, I heard Suzy has [the Clap]

7. (VAG) (57↑, 20↓)
The hipster's term for the Vancouver Art Gallery. It's pronounced 'vaj', as in the slang term for vagina. Useful for making double entendres relating art or museums to sex.

There's an awesome VAG exhibit on right now, you'd better head downtown soon or you'll miss it.

Author: Benny Bluman http://vag.urbanup.com/3661616
8. (VAG) (44↑, 23↓)
Volkswagen Audi Group

Volkswagen, Audi, Skoda, Seat, Porsche are in VAG

9. (VAG) (17↑, 2↓)
A cocktail comprised of Vodka And Gatorade, specifically lemon-lime Gatorade. It is a surprisingly refreshing, delicious, and often potent beverage. Developed at the 197 Collingwood Kitchen in SF, it has a few variations: - add a dash of Grenadine for a Bloody VAG. - substitute ginger ale for half of the Gatorade for a Ginger VAG, more commonly known as a Lindsay Lohan.

How to prepare a VAG: 1. Combine one part vodka with three parts lemon-lime Gatorade. 2. Stir vigorously with a spoon. 3. Add ice to your taste.

10. (Vag) (24↑, 8↓)
adj. Prounounced vadge. A truncation of the noun [vagina], used to describe something as having feminine qualities. Does not carry any positive connotations. Usually references music, television, movies, but can be applied to anything possessing a weak, often sappy core or thematic element. v. to listen to music, watch a movie or participate in any activity that involves something possessing a weak or sappy nature.

When he put on "How Stella Got Her Groove Back", he had put on a vag-flick. Evanesence is vag-rock. My sister and her friends are vagging out to "Sex In The City". The party that had nothing but margaritas and techno music was completely vag.

11. (vag) (57↑, 49↓)
Short term fo vagina

Dude Zoes vag smells like crusty cunt

12. (VAG) (12↑, 6↓)
Village Area Gondola, in Mammoth Lakes, CA

Meet me at the VAG at 7:30, it will be an epic powder day...

Author: mammoth_queen http://vag.urbanup.com/4106408
13. (vag) (12↑, 8↓)
a word short for vagina

mark's ex wife's vag is the size of a car hole

14. (vag) (9↑, 7↓)
Volkswagen Audi Group Usually used to describe a type / style of car

Aaron's driving a VAG these days, He's got a mk4 polo

Author: loveshercars http://vag.urbanup.com/3787672
15. (Vag) (1↑, 0↓)
Short for Vagina

My vag hurts today

16. (VAG) (4↑, 4↓)
stands for the words, videos and games; when a group of men gather to play video games and talking about vag and anything else about the opposite gender.

Hey dude, ready for VAG night? We're gonna play some cod and talk bout some VAG\!

Author: TallGrassProner http://vag.urbanup.com/4403632
17. (vag) (36↑, 38↓)
short for vagina.

1)I got some vag tonight. 2)You vag hatter.

18. (vag) (0↑, 3↓)
a group of clams (preferably clams that have already opened their shells). Similar to a "pride" of lions or a "pack" of wolves.

The budding marine biologist spotted a vag of clams on the sea shore.

Author: hotscratch82 http://vag.urbanup.com/4951437
19. (VAG) (0↑, 3↓)
From the late 1970s to 1992, the acronym V.A.G was used by Volkswagen AG for group-wide activities, such as distribution and leasing. Whilst there was no official meaning given for the V.A.G acronym, it was ascribed different meanings in different locations - in Germany Volkswagen Audi Gesellschaft was assumed, whilst in the United Kingdom, Volkswagen Audi Group was used on official communications.

How VW-Audi Airbag Reseter works:With our VAG Airbag Reset Tool you can reset and repair airbag computer in your office in 1 minute.

20. (vag) (5↑, 9↓)
a slang word for the female's vagina

brian: hey guys, wha...YUCK\! What is that smell? Grandma\! close your legs\! your vag smells disgusting\! grandma: something smells like [tuna]...i think i'll go home and make some tuna sandwiches.

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21. (vag) (10↑, 14↓)
something totally awesome, like vagina

"Dude did you see that show last night, it was totally vag."

Author: charlie brooks http://vag.urbanup.com/2459832
22. (vag) (24↑, 28↓)
1. noun: vagina 2. adj: a person who is unpleasent

1. My vag hurts. 2. What's your problem, why are you acting like a vag?

23. (Vag) (1↑, 6↓)
to bail out on something that is fundamentally more awesome than the alternative, exclusively because your girlfriend isn't into it.

Dudes, you know normally I'd totally be down for a cross-country road trip but Lauren is allergic to car air fresheners. I hate to vag, but I think we're just gonna watch Season 3 of the L Word instead.

24. (Vag) (6↑, 12↓)
1. Another word for a festy vagina. 2. The opposite of a giny.

"If you don't shave, wash, wax and maintain personal hygeine of your giny, you will end up with a festy vag".

25. (vag) (32↑, 38↓)
Abbreviation for vagina.

"She has a stanky vag."

26. (Vag) (4↑, 12↓)
The holy grail every man seeks. A Vagina. A Hole to insert your man beef into. The small hole that becomes much much wider and floppy when a baby desecrates it by coming out of it.

Dave: Damn JoJo, I bet you have the most magical vag ever\! Maybe later we can go back to my place and I can crush that shit? JoJo: HaHa\! oh Dave, you're so sweet. :D

27. (vag) (2↑, 10↓)
a (straight) girl at a (men's) gay bar. Rhymes with "fag".

Ugh, for every fag here there are at least two vags. Let's go to a *real* gay bar where there are more boys\!

Author: linguishionista http://vag.urbanup.com/3220772
28. (vag) (2↑, 10↓)
meaning = violent active girls 2vagina without the ina.

hey look a hole bunch of vag right in front of me\! hurray

Author: james krump http://vag.urbanup.com/3006013
29. (vag) (6↑, 14↓)
to chicken out, wuss out , intentionally walk a batter with 0 outs and runners at the corners or second and third

While I was playing NCAA Baseball on XBOX with my buddy I got two hits in a row with runners on first and third with zero outs my friend intentionally walked the next batter. I told him not to vag out. My friend decided to intenionally walk my next batter to set up the double play and I said so you're vagin it? Implying he had no testicular fortitude

30. (Vag) (1↑, 13↓)
Another word for pee\! The word pee came from "penis" so another word that means to urinate is vag.

yo, immma go vag

31. (vag) (3↑, 15↓)
Another word for [girls]. [Not] normally intended to be insulting. Guy's refer to girls as a [vag]. Girl's DO NOT refer to eachother at a vag.

Hey Sarah, invite some more vag(es) here it's starting to become a sausage fest.

32. (vag) (10↑, 22↓)
Another word for [girls]. [Not] normally intended to be insulting. Guy's refer to girls as a [vag]. Girl's DO NOT refer to each other as a vag.

Hey Sarah, invite some more vag's here it's starting to become a sausage fest.

33. (vag) (14↑, 26↓)
Short term for "Vagina"

my vag is long and bony. I have a 7 and a half inch long vag, was I born a man?

34. (Vag) (9↑, 25↓)
1. someone who is attracted to someone of the same gender 2. someone who wants to engage in sexual activity with someone of the same gender

loose leanne is a vag, she wants to eat out angie

35. (vag) (10↑, 26↓)
A pussy man who bitches constantly. An insult synonymous with: [Asshole], [twat], [fucker], [dickhead], [stupid], [faggot], [cunt], etc.

"You stupid vag\!" "He's such a vag." "That vag is pissing me off\!"

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36. (Vag) (10↑, 30↓)
Wiggs, anything pertaining to the actions of Wiggs, or a Vagina.

Well wax my vag and call me Wiggs.

Author: SuCKsTobEUWigGs http://vag.urbanup.com/670190
37. (Vag) (9↑, 31↓)
Vag is a word with many uses and meanings. It can be used to express a large number (see 1). It can be a offensive adjetive for a term (see 2). It can also be used as a name (see 3). Vag can be used any time anywhere. It rules.

1. "Whoa, she got 35483943 vagillion times fatter" 2. "You're such a vaggin asshole" 3. "Jesus Vaggin Christ"

Author: System Desist http://vag.urbanup.com/833146
38. (vag) (6↑, 30↓)
Term used to describe Timmy and MC two of the most badass girls at the University of OKlahoma, whom I have an obsession with.

Timmy you are a vag.

Author: robert louis landis http://vag.urbanup.com/1174175
39. (Vag) (19↑, 48↓)
Slur for "VEGAN." Combination of fag and vegan

UGH, those fucking vags are handing out their tranny vegan shit again.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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